Portal 1 & 2 Review

These are pictures that they show you what is gonna happen in the level or when you press the button.

These are portals.

It looks like Lego people but there's lego portals and lego people and they're going through portals.

This is Atlas and P-body.

Overview of Portal:

JD: Portal 1 is the same as Portal 2. You make doors called portals and you can walk through them. The bad guys want you to use your gun for them but it is a lie. There's 2 cakes because when Glados says she cuts the cake she means she's ready to kill you actually. And that's it about it.

JR: When you start the game you wake up in this room. I can't believe Companion Cubes are your friend, but they don't really do anything. The cake is a lie, but you helped make the cake with the grabby thing.

Overview of Portal 2:

JR: You walk and kill Galdos. And you make doors. That's it. And when you press down on the d-pad and you press the analog stick to make you high-five, jump, and um...

JD: The game is about the doors that you make.

Pros:

JD: That you do teamwork.

And you can fly.

And you can dodge, or high-figh, or play rock/paper/scissors.

JR: That you get to make doors. That's it.

Cons:

JD: When you die you gotta start over again.

When they're really fast, when you accidentally do it slow, and when the other guy next to you die on accident.

JR: That Glados looks very hard to defeat and it's hard to defeat it.

Score:

JD: 91 out of 100.

JR: I give it 100. No I give it actually 99.

Super Mario Galaxy 2

When you eat a blimp through a Yoshi, your Yoshi will turn like this and you press A if you want to stop shooting the air out to fly.

If you eat a dash pepper, your Yoshi will turn into Dash Yoshi and Dash Yoshi can run very fast and that he can run on water.


This is Mario flying in a launch star with Yoshi coming in the launch star with him.

The Tooth Fairy got me enough money for Super Mario Galaxy 2 and I played it once at my friend's house and I figured out it was awesome. So I went to Stop Game and buyed Super Mario Galaxy 2, even though Jordan said I should buy Super Mario Galaxy 1.

You wanna just know how far we got first, Dad? Um, we got to 2 levels and there's a house level and there's a Cloud Mario level and the house level actually has a big chompy and you gotta try and jump on it and fire it before your Super Mario gets off it and you can jump on him. And I'll tell you something else.

Pros:

• You could get Yoshis and you could get items.
• You go on planets and there's a flower that you can make your Yoshi that if you press B and release it you'll go flying to the other part of the planet or to another planet.
• You could use launch stars; you go over and between the launch star and you shake your controller and you'll fly to the next planet of the galaxy.
• If you get an item and you find a Princess on it, you know what happens? There's a video, and the video stops when it gets to the last part and when it gets to the last part it makes you get to the last part right away.
• There's a workshop if you go to the spaceship and you go through the middle of the hat and there's power stars going around and there can be items in the workshop if you defeated a level with a kind of item, and it will ask you questions about it.
• If you're on the first level and you get the new star, the first level is actually new and there's chained up balls and there's even cannons.
  

Cons:

• I wish player 2 could do more stuff. Player 2 should actually be Luigi.
• Player 2 doesn't get to have any items and besides he's only a little star and he just helps Mario get items.

Julian: 90 out of 100

Jordan: 32 out of 100

New Super Mario Brothers (Wii)

This is a level

And this is how Mario looks like in 3 different kinds of items: a penguin suit, a propeller suit, and a ice flower suit.

Pros:

You can collect items.

And if you find a green Toad house you shoot out of a cannon and try to get some lives.

And if you jump a few times in a row you can do some tricks.

And this is the most awesomest thing; if there is apples next to a level and it's a level, it's a Yoshi level. But not always. Some Yoshi levels might not have apples next to it.

You can go secret paths.

The game doesn't have to pick the levels for you; you can pick the levels. And you can also pick which world you want.

When you hold 2 and you're on a Yoshi, you fly.

You can keep the Penguin item whatever level you want.

If you get a red toad's house, and you climb on the wall when you first go in the door, when the stars come on you, climb on the wall and press 1 to hit the thing open but on the side and if you get one that has a star on it you open the treasure chest by pressing up and you open the door by pressing up and when you open the treasure chest a star comes out and you get a force field item and if you go past the part that it has some light before someone enters the door you go out of the house.

Cons:

I hate World 8; it's so hard. Can you help us Daddy?

I hate the swimming level on World 1. Because we're not using Penguin on it. That's whys I hate it.

100 out of 100.

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